Small Timers
"3 SMALL-TIME CROOKS DREAM OF THE ‘BIG SCORE’…, A PRICELESS EROTIC STATUETTE KNOWN AS CESAR’S PHALLUS!"
Originally released in 2011. Small Timers is a feature film. directed by Jonny Cruz. At just 80 minutes, it's a tight, focused story.
Starring Jordan Spradley
Synopsis
Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right. When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car – they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot – they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar’s Phallus! Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!
Quick Facts
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Production Details
- Status
- Released
- Original Language
- EN
Production Companies
- The Arthur Marie Company
- DeadMenR67 Productions
- Gag Order Films
Frequently Asked Questions
What is Small Timers about?
Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can’t seem to get anything right. When they attempt to steal computer parts – they end up with toys, when they try to steal a ca...
Who directed Small Timers?
Small Timers was directed by Jonny Cruz.
How long is Small Timers?
Small Timers has a runtime of 1 hours and 20 minutes (80 minutes total).
When was Small Timers released?
Small Timers was released on January 1, 2011 in theaters.
Who are the main actors in Small Timers?
The main cast of Small Timers includes Jordan Spradley.